#WHATSHOULDWECALL QUIDDITCH

When a Ref Gives me a Card

When Your Friend Quits the Team

When My Teammates See Me Watching a Match A Little Too Closely

When a Team Questions Anything

When Your Team Wins World Cup

When Someone I Know Makes a Joke About Quidditch

When Someone Asks How I Will Survive Life After Quidditch

When Quidditch Players Start Changing on the Side of the Pitch

When Someone Yells at Me for Drinking Before a Tournament

World Cup After Party

Expectation

Reality